Hmmm..... it smells in here. Well, everything kinda smells to me. It's awfully dark too. Oh, God. One minute, I'm up and smelling around on Kovalev's face, and the next I'm stuck in this....this... thing. Oh my! O no! There's a knife cutting into this room! What to do, what to do! Oh, God, why did I have to be detached from my master, my security, Kovalev! No! AGH!
Wait! I can see! Who's that guy? He's got an awfully long beard... OH! That's that drunk barber guy.. Oh gosh. He's not looking in tip-top shape. He's yelling! What's the matter with you? Shut up! Yakovlevich isn't the brightest crayon in the box, I see. Don't touch me! Jeez... Now the wife's yelling. What is it with you peasants? Calm down. What's he doing with that napkin? Trying to get rid of me, eh? Two can play that game.
This pocket is quite smelly. Yakovlevich is running around in hysterics, and I'm bouncing up and down in this uncomfortable container. What the hell? He's grasping me now.. You'd think that a barber would have soft hands, but this guy should put on some lotion. What's your problem? You don't have to crush me with your grip. You've proved you're quite strong to me. Brisk morning air, freezing. Yikes. This napkin isn't the best coat, you know? Oh, oh no. He's gonna drop me in the river? You can't really be serious, now? What have I done to you? Let's be friends, I mean, come on now. I can smell whenever you need it! You could perhaps get into some trouble by being caught with me, but that policeman isn't looking. You look more suspicious just standing by this bridge than just going about your merry way, leaving me in your pocket. I won't be a bother, I promise!
Oh, oh no! I'm being let off! Au revoir, monde mal! This nose will never smell another day!
So, how did it get back? Or are you referring to the fact, that maybe it was a different nose that was found?
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